why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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