Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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