you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
time to smoke my breakfast
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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