508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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