used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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