We won't sleep together?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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