i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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