Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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