There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
