matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Your tits are I can't wait for
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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