No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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