So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
