We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
