This girl is more easily done than said...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Im just a social blackout drinker.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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