This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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