whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I need to calm my uterus...
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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