would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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