You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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