i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.