she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
