Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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