Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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