D3 body, D1 cock
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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