How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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