I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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