i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
