My first STD was from a foam party
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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