Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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