Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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