I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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