Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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