So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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