I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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