So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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