I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
You're earring is so big in my mouth
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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