you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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