I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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