You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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