There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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