i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm bleeding and have questions
My feet surprised me
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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