I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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