Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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