BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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