i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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