The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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