I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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