She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Randomize
