i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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