Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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