I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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