Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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