I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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