I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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