I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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