i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"