we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You're breaking my sexual little heart