So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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